{S'MASHIN'|SMASHIN'|KNOCKIN' STASHPATRICK!|

Alright lads and Stashpatrick lasses, it's time to celebrate S'mashin' Stashpatrick! We're talkin' loads of green beer, a right good boogie, and maybe even a wee bit of craic. Remember to wear your greenest garb and get ready. It's gonna be a grand celebration! Things to do: Drink a shamrock shake Tell jokes| Patty's Treasure Trove Welcome